Jordan "The Tsunami Kid" Golsen is ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Check him out in the comments to Michele's post. He tries to crack wise, but I think I definitively slap him in the face with my 2" cock...check it out.
This is the huckster who got a drudge-a-foon then pronounced himself kingshit/bully of the internets, and threatened to sue some 10 year old or something. Jordan tried to give me a whole bunch of shit for coming down on him and not letting him slide with some pansy-assed cookie-cutter responses. He won't let it slide, and we all know how mature I am... so... fuck it.