I see stupid people
I'm saying it right now. No child left behind has failed. We need to repeal this as soon as absolutly possible. I'm proposing a new plan, I call it "No child left on the parking garage".
What's better than a strip club where the strippers have to stay six feet from the patrons? A Miss HIV pageant!
Bill would be sooooo proud. Ron Jeremy addresses the Oxford Union debating society. That did say "debating" right? Just making sure.
I'm not sure how anything can top this. Harry Potter broomstick vibrates when children put it between their legs.