March 01, 2005

Fun facts about Oliver Willis

1. Oliver Willis is a mammal.

2. Oliver Willis bitches ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Oliver Willis is to flip out and embarrass himself.

4. The diet of the Oliver Willis consists of filet-o-fish and Jones gravy soda.

5. The Oliver Willis refers to himself as "O-Dub", I can only imagine that he means his head is shaped like an "O" and his ass is "Dub"-ble wide.

6. The Oliver Willis claims to be "Kryptonite to Stupid". Since Kryptonite does not exist and stupidity does, I can only assume that he is claiming to deal in half-truths.

7. The Oliver Willis keeps his head shaved, most likely to glue the hair elsewhere on his body.