A ditty if Kerry had won the Presidency
See "Friday Humor" at the bottom of the post, as imagined by Thereeeeeeeeeeeeeza (darling)
Thank heaven, he lost the race;
I'd have to move into a smaller place.
Thank heaven, no Air Force One;
My plane is faster and it has more space.
And I can shoot my mouth off when it suits me,
And stop pretending that I love my spousal duty.