Mr. T is the Head of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! [Amish]
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Here Are The Facts:
1)John Kerry's squad in Vietnam was actually comprised of the men who would later become the A Team. During the war Mr. T. and John Kerry conducted several covert missions into Cambodia smuggling weapons to the Khmer Rouge. Mr. T. later changed all of the after action reports to make Kerry look like a liar.
2)He ran Ted Kennedy off the road in Chappaquiddick in his super cool van.
3)Mr. T was Monica Lewinsky's pimp.
4)Mr. T forced H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock to write Howard Deans Iowa concession speech.
5)He ate Janet Reno's balls. Yes, thats where they went.