February 24, 2005

Cherry picking John McCain

By now everyone not living under a rock has heard John McCain say Hillary would make a "Good President". As much as I distrust Mr. McCain, I think he was misquoted.
Here's a top 8 of what was REALLY said...

8. Hillary would make a good president...if everyone else was dead.

7. Hillary would make a good president...now who wants to buy me lunch?

6. Hillary would make a good president...but first we need to get her to say her name backwards. (see Mxyzptlk)

5. Hillary would make a good president...if she went Vince Foster on Mayor McCheese and got all the felons in McDonaldland to vote.

4. Hillary would make a good president...of the national trial lawyers association.

3. Hillary would make a good president...wait a minute, I'm not in a bamboo cage!

2. Hillary would make a good president...of France.

1. That wasn't John McCain, it was John McClane!