February 10, 2005

5 more things Kim Jong-il considers "un-settling"

In light of recent developments whereby one day it's announced that 'Team America' 'un-settles' the Communist Dictator, then, the very next day they let the cat out of the bag.

Here is a list of 5 other things Kim Jong-Il considers "un-settling":
5) Furries.
4) Dolphin sex. NSFW
3) Big, prettily painted & gift-wrapped packages from the USA with his name on them.
2) America's unwashed masses consider his name 'gender ambiguous'.

And the #1 thing Kim Jong-Il finds un-settling:
1) Red & white biker shorts.