December 09, 2004

In other news...

Police Dog Bites Nude Man in Genitals
A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.
So let me get this straight, there's a guy running nude into houses in Minnesota in December. For the shrinkage factor alone, this dog deserves a medal of markmanship.

Parents go on strike, live in front yard.
After begging and pleading with their 17-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter to help out around the house, the Barnards decided they were fed up. So they went on strike - and moved out to the front yard.
I'm a little confused, is this a protest, or a public display of poor parenting?

Stench forces Mass. school to shut down.
A mysterious odor that's making some students sick has forced town officials to close Bryantville Elementary School until they can figure out what's causing the stench.
Ah, the smell of liberism in the air.

Man admits to Vaseline vandalism in N.Y.
Authorities said Chamberlain coated every object of the motel room with petroleum jelly in May. A cleaning crew discovered the mess after he checked out, and he was arrested at another motel covered in the greasy stuff.
I'm guessing he was trying to smuggle the room out, but it just didn't fit comfortably.