October 01, 2004

The flirt

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an an
hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as
he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back
seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced
one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have
looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said
with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."