November 16, 2003

Ahh, the refreshing brutality of kids

So I'm cruising the mall this afternoon (I know *puke*) looking for glasses, and there are a couple of little rug rats speeding around, getting in everyones way, when here's comes a guy missing an eye, and (thankfully) a patch covering the missing orifice. Not only does a rug rat almost steamroll into this guys legs, but she then yells out "Hey look, a PIRATE!". Heh.